Evidently, "I rarely wear pants" is not a good come-hither opening line in an online dating profile. Yesterday Mr. I-Rarely-Wear-Pants changed his opening line to "In general, I'd rather be outside than inside, with a few conditions. I rarely wear long pants." BORING.
I could not let this travesty go without a little protest from me. (You're welcome.) So I sent him this plea:
Dear Rarely Pantsed,
You had me at "I rarely wear pants." Why did you change the best opening line of a dating profile ever? I hope this doesn't mean you wear jeggings all the time. I prefer to think you are not merely a semantics trickster, but are a true rebel fighting society's unreasonable oppression against the pantsless lifestyle.
Sincerely,
I_Never_Wear_Mini_Skirts
First we burn my pants, then we burn yours.... stevil kenevil.
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