Wednesday, August 22, 2012

How to Say "F*ck You, Jackass" Without Using Those Exact Words to a Complete Stranger on a Dating Website

47-year-old Architect from Marina del Rey: You are fabulous and lovely!

Me: Thank you!

Architect: Do you have any other pictures you can send me? I'm trying to get a better sense of you.

Me: I'm not sure what you mean.

Architect:  What's your body type?

Pissed-Off Me:   Um... I come from rural Scandinavian peasant stock, where the women tend to be short and stocky -- built to pull a plow in case the plow horse gets sick or dies.

Does that answer your question?

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