1. Don't post your picture before you write a really kick-ass profile to go along with it. If you do it the ass-backwards way, you will only be contacted by guys looking for arm candy, a place to stay, or a mother for their four children under the age of 10.
2. Don't make assumptions about a guy based only on his profile. Meet him in person at Starbucks to confirm your hunch that he's nuts.
3. Don't wear your brand new push-up bra on a coffee date before you've taken it out in public to see how it behaves around other people. If you don't test drive it first, there will be a WWE-style wrestling match going on all evening inside your new bra.
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